10. I live to see a future where we DO all end up wearing silver one-piece jumpers
9. Coffee is ever outlawed and replaced with… anything else (very disappointed)
7. I do not gain personal knowledge of Kentucky Fried Chicken’s 7 herbs and spices (don’t be stingy, KFC)
6. This post is not retweeted by 8 of my close, personal (internet) friends
5. I never eat bacon again (just the thought conjures a solitary tear streaming down my face)
4. I am not recognized professionally for my many contributions to modern dance
3. My idea for a Marco Polo remote is not put into full production (like the kids’ pool game, you call out “Marco” and the remote answers back “Polo” until you find where the gremlins hid it. Fun and useful!)
2. My book of proverbs is not turned into a full-length motion picture (here’s a glimpse: Like a unicorn without a rainbow is a girl without a boy to boss around). I’m thinking Brad Pitt can shave his head and play me *shut up*
And at number 1, the biggest thing… The greatest item— I will be disappointed if…
The baseball cards of players you’ve never heard of that I collected as a child purely for monetary gain don’t net me millions. Anybody in the market for a mint, autographed ’84 Charlie Puleo? Ah, dang it…For those who are wondering, I am of course 100% serious with each and every one of these. I have shared with you today, my dear friends, my most secret inner thoughts. Though we have no binding legal arrangement, I expect the same from you.
Please do not disappoint me. Otherwise I shall be forced to add it to the list.
Your turn to play! I’ll start you off and you run with it in the comments, “I will be disappointed if…” And GO!
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